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bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via samshine55)

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I be so ready to reblog some sad shit until i see:

rockybreaux:

“If you don’t reblog this you have no heart.”

“If you don’t reblog this, I’m judging you.”

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(Source: uglysaiah, via hymn-ofthefayth)

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17 hours ago

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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(Source: lysistratas-moved, via ruinedchildhood)

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17 hours ago

theanti90smovement:

*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?

(via elton-johnvevo)

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17 hours ago

harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

(via cosinemenottodarkness)

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17 hours ago

jerkofficial:

sexist/homophobe/racist: “everybody has the right to their own opinion :) it’s a free country i can say whatever i want :)”

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(Source: jerkofficial, via tyleroakley)

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17 hours ago
Me:I should do something with my life
Me:*opens tumblr*
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17 hours ago

foodchewer:

no one cares just reblog my selfie

(via pizza)

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17 hours ago

dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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(via sniffing)

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17 hours ago

seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

(Source: randallfthegrey, via hate)

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17 hours ago

suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

(via joshpeck)

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